After a few weeks of stress, change, and upheaval, allow me a moment of levity. We creative sorts can sometimes use a bit of silliness.
Complete this sentence in whatever way you see fit: I’d rather stick a fork in my eye than….
« Out of the Dark
Make it hurt! »
…own a Mac
than an eye on my fork….
Silly, I know. Juts posted to let you know that your posts are much appreciated and avidly read
I’d rather stick a fork in my Idaho potato than
touch you with a ten foot polish sausage.
Is this too much creative license with the topic? I had to throw in some comfort food to make it a little less harsh. 🙂
ps. sorry, that comment was not directed at anyone in particular (though I can’t think of anyone off hand that I would like to touch with a ten foot polish sausage), just trying to contribute. 🙂
… do selective coloring in Photoshop
… go to rap/hip-hop concert
… do editing on another photographer’s photo without a release note to do so :)))
i’d rather stick a fork in my eye than…go back to the crap, monotonous, stifling, colorless, chauvinistic, dead-end, uncreative, “how would you like your coffee?” corporate jobs I had before. 🙂 I don’t care how poor I am now! Ha!
… pickup that first drink. Strange how those words came to mind this morning. I hope all has gone well with the changes for your family. And, hope you get a chance to post more on this blog as time allows.
…than see another over-vingnetted, over-saturated image of a baby in a basket with a colorful hat.
…go shopping at the mall.
…than speak in front of a group.
Ha. Thanks for the smiles, everyone. Heaver things to come, or at least meatier. Can’t be serious all the time, can we?
… than try to change someone’s strongly held opinion in a forum discussion – or even worse, publicly admit that they might be right and I might be wrong .
Glad to to hear people contributing to this “fork in” thread.
This shows that people that are willing to take a poke at themselves can sometimes see things a different way. They may have to patch things up, they may not be able to see both sides, but they may not be completely blind to the truth.
yes , sometimes everything has two meanings 🙂 Kind of like life!
thanks cheryl for your inspiration to us all.
edit for previous post:
that should read “they may not be able to see from both sides” instead of “they may not be able to see both sides”
small detail but, hey, I’m a perfectionist 🙂 If I could edit my posts I would probably end up deleting them because I say “Why did I post THAT?”
… than write an artist’s statement, or one of those descriptions-of-the-photography-project-I’m-planning that “real artists” do.
Christian, you took the words right off of my keyboard. I despise writing artist statements…what a bunch of crap 98% of the time. Pfffffffffft.
… than try and figure out all this business stuff related to photography! (Though I desperately need to do it).
….. spend any more time using uo my precious brain cells wondering where my life is going…it’s just going ! 🙂
Actually I’d like to stick a fork in the corporate management job. Work days that are unfullfilling, not seeing the sunset. So stick a fork in it cuz its done!
… than have to keep living my life with everything I love split on two different continents.
Funny what comes up when you just let your mind answer it…
…than stick a rusty fork in my eye.
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